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The Satellite Hoax PART 6: The Nail in the Coffin of the Whole Damn Lie

The Satellite Hoax PART 6: The Nail in the Coffin of the Whole Damn Lie

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If you missed Part 1, be sure to start there.  Click here to go back to Part 1. and you will end up right back here in a little while. 

SPACE JUNK

Space Junk has become a major problem for the world.  Look how severe this is!  National Geographic provided this horrifying image:

Because this issue is so severe, efforts are being taken to combat it. The good news is, there’s now a Space Junk Tracker!   This site allows you to see all the satellites, instruments , and other stuff in space (as a cartoon, of course): 

Here’s the extra-extra-terrifying part, if you toggle on the Debris field…  OMG, LORD HELP US ALL!:

I zoomed in and saw so much space junk over my home state of Michigan!  How will I ever be able to sleep again knowing this is orbiting right over my head?  How will I protect my family?

And to make it even scarier, it looks just like the Covid Virus the news shows us! 

Spectroscopy for Viral Detection

What if the space junk IS actually Covid Virus!?  Someone call Dr. Fauci before it’s too late!

I know this has been a very stressful article, but do not fear, my dear!  Our tax dollars are being put to good use!  NASA is looking into the issue.  The other good news is that space junk also doesn’t interfere with satellite photography, ever!   (2 minute video)

 

Folks, let’s be realists for a moment, the only way nothing can ever get in the way of the satellite photos is if the thing taking the photos is UNDER the airplanes or the photos aren’t real.   I am leaning toward the photos not being real (A.I. generated) because there isn't even planes on the ground at the airport!  I looked at dozens of airport satellite photos last night and could not find any planes, anywhere.

There is no other way to explain it… unless you again suspend all logic.  

NASA'S PLANES AND HELICOPTERS

One evening, I was digging deep on NASA.gov and somehow ended up in their archives, where I downloaded a bunch of files containing videos.  Those videos, you can’t make this shit up either, show NASA flying planes up to the sun.  I am going to share some of the videos with you.  They are really long, and there’s no audio, so I edited them to be seen at super-fast speed, and I threw an appropriate song on the video so you’re not bored to death.   Oh!  And while you watch these, look at the view of the ground when the plane is close to the sun.  Ask yourself, “Does this look like what we are being told is satellite imagery?”.  Btw, this might be some kind of helicopter, it looks like there is a propeller spinning on the right.

 
 

And since you asked for my opinion, what I believe they are doing is checking to make sure the sun is fully blocked by clouds.  I believe this was them testing out using frequency to move clouds to block the sun.  Before you write that off as laughable, look at the evidence

 

Here’s a couple screenshots from some of their videos, which look exactly like satellite photos, but they are not:

This pic was also taken by a plane:

FIGHTING CRIME USING SATELLITES PLANES AND BALLOONS

Here you go… 

 

And check out this article from 2020:

They are using Chinese American Spy Balloons YEARS after they installed street lights that secretly spy on us, because you can never be too safe, you know? 

Here’s a 2023 Article: 


That’s right, newcutting edge technology allows them to use planes and balloons… to do exactly what we have been told, for decades, outer space satellites do

BALLOONS

All roads lead back to balloons.  

 

And to kick us in the crotch even harder, they named the Balloon launch pad, “Spaceport”:

“If they’re using balloons everywhere, why don’t I see balloons everywhere?!”… they are clear, or white.  How would we possibly see this balloon way up high, in the sky?

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We can’t even see what is hanging from this balloon in this photo.  

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Don’t you dare zoom in because that’s cheating!:

Here’s the description of the book:

OCTOBER 1954: The first color photo of the earth from space appears, also taken by a rocket with a balloon and a movie camera. It’s absolutely incredible that they are able to get these rocket-balloon-cameras to be at the perfect angle, perfectly centered, perfectly perfect perfection! Then, somehow fall, such a long distance, into the loving arms of Johns Hopkins staff. Good thing 0-gravity didn’t float the movie camera away!

Think about this: the camera is attached to a balloon that was dumped out of a high-flying, fast-speed rocket, way out there in space, and the camera knows how to face the correct direction, center itself, focus, and take an award-winning, masterfully-centered photograph… in pitch black darkness! The flash on that thing must be amazing to light up half of the earth! Or was that lower half what the sun was lighting up?

And what is this massive chunk of land?

The Navy is who posted this image and did not explain what these lines are either:

Side note: I have always wondered how they get such clear photos from space. They tell us the earth is spinning at 66,600 miles per hour, while orbiting, while the camera taking the photograph is also in motion, in zero-gravity! Do you remember how hard is used to be to take a photo of an object in motion? Let alone, spinning over 50,000 miles per hour while orbiting? Anyway, back to the story…


You cheater! Look at this stupid crap that we somehow believed was a sleek, expensive, high-tech, floating space machine:

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“But I have seen satellites in space through a telescope! I saw it with my own eyes!”. My friends, I have to. My uncle had an amazing telescope and, as children, every summer he would take us to a field at night where we would spend an evening listening to my uncle teach us about space. But, the lame truth is, they paint the “satellites” they want us to see with reflective paint.


Echo 1 Communications Satellite | National Air and Space Museum

Remember how, in The Dinosaur Hoax, I told you about my mothers side of the family being professional artists and fabricators? The same uncle who had the telescope was the same uncle who was contracted to make space art. This was back in the 1980s, so the art wasn’t done on a computer, it was done by hand; illustrations and airbrush, but it looked so real. This isn’t my uncles work, but to give you an idea of airbrush:

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In the 1980s, pre-internet, this looked real.

Airbrush space scene - YouTube

Airbrush space scene #2 by PP-Airbrush on DeviantArt

how to airbrush planets and galaxies with a quick change airbrush - YouTube

So, as I was saying, the satellites they want us to see are metallic:

California-based startup Leo Aerospace is developing a small-satellite launch system employing a rocket and a big hot-air balloon. The system will be mobile, capable of launching off the back of a semitruck.

International Space Station

This is the International Space Station viewed through a telescope in 2019:


International Space Station through a telescope. Expectation and Reality -  YouTube

Someone took this photo of the ISS from their iPhone… which is allegedly 248 miles (400 kilometers) away. It is impossible to see a clear balloon almost 250 MILES away, AT NIGHT.

I captured an ISS pass with a ~300€ telescope and an iPhone :  r/interestingasfuck

Yep, the iPhone took a photograph of something this high:

Model of the future ISS. The space station is to be finished in 2004.

And for whatever reason, nobody can see the ISS during the day, so the only time it is even visible is at night. If you really want to bend your mind today, Google search “Heat Color Change Paint”. They can paint something so it is one color when the sun is out, then it changes a totally different color when the sun sets and the temp drops because the color of the paint is based on heat. Imagine the possibilities.

And just because we see something in the sky with blinking lights on it doesn’t mean it’s even doing anything. It could be there for no other purpose than a PSYOP.

The satellites they don’t want us to see are white.

Google Loon's Internet Balloons Come Back To Earth After A Decade In The  Stratosphere | Hackaday

They also have black balloons, perfect for flying at night. These balloons have many people asking, “Could the solar eclipse have been a balloon?”, and that really isn’t out of the realm of possibility…


Are you ready for more crazy stuff? Of course you are! So get this, someone told me this was one of NASAs logos for one of their balloon programs. I tried to confirm it, but I am unable to:

However, through trying to confirm that via a Reverse Image Search, I came across this: There is a different space program, called LEEM, and it has a very similar logo

And this is where it gets weird. I was trying to learn more about LEEM and through clicking a bunch of links I somehow ended up on this page, LEEM Studio:

Closeup:

The webpage continuously plays CGI videos in the background that showcase the talent of LEEM. Check out some of these screengrabs. Look at the background:

This is LEEMs art, take a good, hard look at it:

Now this is “A view of Saturn's moon Enceladus taken by NASA's Cassini spacecraft.”

This is NASA's satellite photo of the moon in space:

r/space - a close up of the moon

If you look at the web tab of LEEMs website, the internal name of this webpage is “SPACE 3”:

Closeup

And if you look in the upper corner of LEEM’s website it says “Space”:

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So I clicked that… and discovered it’s password protected:

Why is space so secretive?

Then I leaned NASA does “Surface Imaging” with LEEM, but NASA claims LEEM means “low energy electron microscopy”:

So, when NASA says LEEM, do they really mean a microscope? Or do they mean a graphic design company that makes the same sh*t we are told is real? Who knows. Anyway, not trying to get way off-track, but I thought I would share with you how a space company logo…

…led me to a graphic design company who makes hyper-realistic outer space imagery… that looks exactly like NASAs satellite photos… but access to the site is password protected… because space is secretive…

THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND

If you pause for a moment and think about the whole thing, it’s actually not even a high-tech PSYOP, it’s shockingly simplistic. Rake in billions a year in tax dollars, throw machines on balloons, take pics from planes, pay some graphic designers to make space art, use Raytheon’s program that cranks out weather predictions then wrap the CGI around a sphere, while all along utilizing the already-existing submarine cable system, then tell the people it’s satellites in outer space, space missions and space junk. Then, we look at this video from the ISS: (13 second video)

and this: (25 seconds)

And say, Ok because we don’t want to be labeled a conspiracy theorist for asking what exactly they are spending our money on. … plus they gave us another picture of the house to keep us pacified…

WHY FAKE IT?

…and this is where it all starts to make sense…

In Part 4 of How Fake is NASA: Freemasons in Space we discussed many reasons why it would be faked, but today we are looking at satellites:

Think about that, a single satellite costs taxpayers $300+ MILLION dollars, not counting repairs, maintenance and “bandwidth” to transmit the data. That’s ONE satellite. How much does a balloon and the equipment hanging from it actually cost? A couple million? Let’s say this costs a whopping $20 million:

A large white translucent balloon floats to the sky

that leaves $280 MILLION of extra, free dollars for every satellite.

I wanted to learn more regarding how much we are paying so I found “Agency Financial Reports”:

However the page is scrubbed, or incorrectly linked:

So I settled for the 2025 Budget Request. Look what they claim they need funds for:

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But when you look deeper, you discover the other stuff NASA invests our money into (other than helping hunt dinosaurs, space simulator equipment, shooting chemicals into the sky and literally planning to kill us). One of the categories of investments is Sustainability, which is perfectly inline with the United Nations Agendas. In fact, over 3.2 BILLION has been invested Sustainability, specifically, to “observe, understand and protect our home planet”:

$252 MILLION is going toward the NEO Surveyor, which is another cartoon satellite, and yeah, NEO is the character from THE MATRIX movies…

Our money is also going toward the OSIRIS-APEX cartoon satellite:

“What does APEX mean?”, I wondered. Of course it can mean success, but are there any other definitions for it? Well I'll be damned, there is:

The topmost vortex of a pyramid? Kinda like this?

The pyramid and the all-seeing eye, symbols used in the Great Seal of the United States

The OSIRIS-APEX is a newer model of the OSIRIS-REX. Do you know who make these satellites we are funding? Lockheed Martin. Here’s the OSIRIS-REX:

Do you know who Osiris is in Greek mythology? Osiris was not only the ruler of the dead but also the power that granted all life from the underworld.

You’re totally not going to believe this, but guess what the OSIRIS-REX logo is?…

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A DINOSAUR! I rolled my eyes, laughed and got angry, at the same time… a satellite named after the ruler of the dead with a hoax-dinosaur as the logo.

Anyway, these two Lockheed arts are going to help detect asteroids and comets so NASA can keep earth safe, according to NASAs site.

Then there’s also $41 MILLION to “better understand” SPACE JUNK (meaning the space cartoons that look like the Covid Virus cartoons.)

I also noticed a link called “Sustainable Acquisition”. I wanted to see what taxpayers NASA is buying:

But that link doesn’t work either:

Maybe they should invest in a functioning website that allows the American public to see exactly what our hard-earned money is being pissed away wisely invested in? Regardless, we can easily see that NASA, with its $25 BILLION A YEAR budget, is key in pushing Climate Change for the Agenda-pick-a-numbers. What have We, The People, the taxpayer, ever gotten from NASA? We will never get to go to Space. We will never get an actual photograph of space, or a satellite in it, or even of the earth for that matter. What we get is IMAGES!  Why did I capitalize and bold face the word IMAGES?  Find out in the final chapter:

NEXT READ:  THE SATELLITE HOAX, PART 7 - THE FINAL CHAPTER

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